WOO! 20,000!
6 March, 2003
16:03 on 6th March 2003, counter on 20,073!
Almost 20,000!
19 February, 2003
Whee! 18:56 counter on 19,640 – almost 20,000 hits, and over 2000 in less than a month! Allow for the days it was down in January (about 9 days I think) and that’s impressive! Well I think so anyway 😉
Top 10 Reasons Why God Created Eve
5 February, 2003
Top 10 Reasons Why God Created Eve
10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor’s, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As “Keeper of the Garden,” Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be alone!”
And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve…
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, “Ok, I can do better than THAT!”.
Counter
24 January, 2003
14:45 counter on 18,516 and now it’s used up all it’s bandwidth and it’s down T_T
Bye Bye Suzie
22 January, 2003
Well. Here we are! Suzie’s all gone *whimpers and cries* Right now she’s somewhere between Bristol and Northampton…If it’s running to time she should be about in Wiltshire!
So, now let me tell you about my day ^_~
Woke up. Talked to Suzie. Talked to Suzie. Went online. Talked to Suzie. Did more online. Tutor came. She was due at about 11 cos she had to take her cat (Hamish) to the vets but she turned up at about twenty past ten! That was fab cos she still had him in the car ^_^ So she brought Hamish in and he had a great time! He went all round the room and investigated, put his front paws up on a few things. Then my tutor got him to jump up on her lap and he jumped from her chair onto my bed, then onto a table and from there onto the window sill!
Hamish sat there for a while and you could almost see him “let me at those birds! *Lick lips*”. He did some more exploring round my room then he got up on my bed and lay down and I got *the spot* ^_~ He was blissfully happy! However then he had to go back in his carrier which didn’t make him happy!
Erm…yes enough about cats #^_^# I want a cat….
Then Suzie, mum and I went into town. We sat on a seat (wow!) and had chips! and Suzie didn’t drop one ^_~ They were very nice too! We watched an insane, mad and crazy woman give some enormous sandwiches to the pigeons!
I managed to drop a couple of tiny ones down my front, the 2nd of which I threw to a brown pidgeon *nods* but the 1st I just threw and about 4 pigeons came down then this little sparrow flew down and grabbed the chip and ran away with it and the pigeons didn’t get any! Nah nah nah nah nahhh! *Achem* and it just looked so sweet! Made my day…
Then we went into a couple of shops and waited at the bus station till Suzie’s coach came, then we waved her off and came home!
And I’ll shut up now #^_^#
