The Blog of the Frog

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25 PROVERBS FOR A HEALTHIER LIFE

1. If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
waist
change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Yay! Lorna sent me Spirity things ^_~

I feel so loved and spoilt!

Thank you so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, SO much Lyn, Rissa, Suzie, Stephi, Roxy, Lorna, Daisy (too lazy to link everyone with sites #^_^#) erm…did I forget anyone? Hope not ^_~ I love you all! Your presents were great *hugs the world*

Ahh I got so many presents I feel guilty ^_~ Including FROGS!

And a super wonderful amazing CD Writer! No more cramming things in zip files over a load of floppy disks! Example: I currently have TDP zipped over 5 floppy disks, and I never update it cos it’s too difficult ^_~

I’m exhausted now though, so I won’t go into more details…maybe tomorrow 😀

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