I was commenting on the blog of the Kai about search engine phrases and it got rather long so I thought I’d better bring it over here 🙂 Lucky you!

Search engine phrases are extremely entertaining when bored 😆 Haven’t looked at mine for a while actually *wanders to look*

Nothing exciting this month, except maybe \”dye cookie\”? Rather worrying as it conjours up images of dying my hamster neon pink…

Top one is \”petz\” which is novel!

What’s this \”i-petz\”? It keeps coming up in the different months…people used to search for such exciting things and now they get knocked off the list by boring stuff like \”petz\” and \”dogz 5\” and what not!

What’re meg white photos when they’re at home?! (I have since been informed that \”Meg White is one half of The White Stripes, a boy/girl beat combo duo, quite popular with The Kids, these days I hear\”. You can thank NME Aggregator for that!)

On further examination someone searched for \”dachador\”. I hate to think what they were hoping to find!

Let’s see, a quick list –
good morning humour (does that differ from afternoon humour?)
_ietb (y’what?)
anthea turner photos (erm…no this isn’t a porn site)
download giga pet (Well seeing as they’re not downloadable I wish you luck!)
abmany (I quite agree)
siobhan s petz (do I know a Siobhan? No)
cd chertier wolfing greiger (Nor do I sell CDs!)
why do cows go moo (now there’s a classy search phrase for you!)
why do cows go moo? (and another one! They can find me with or without a question mark :))
shadyhill taylor (who’s he?)
wendy turner (I already told you, I am NOT a porn site!)
aksdf (I’m more than a little worried about how one ended up at TDP with that…)
bubble girl (is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s bubble girl!)
jessica sladdin (is this a porn site enquiry again?)
paige inman (and again?)
jasmine field (again?!)
www.ranbow -ink.dk (breaking in to other countries now…)
30 5i email or addresses or or or forestry or survey hotmail.com (in english that is..?)
mary poppins took what flavor of medicine (How should I know?! :-?)
the aristocats the ducks uncle waldo (I’m infringing on Disney’s market too now)
petz 5 porn (How many times?! I am NOT a porn site!)
_searchbox (same to you)
cross eyed mosquitoes (a common problem)

That wasn’t such a quick list was it 😳 I shall shut up now!