I have a riddle for you!

What…
..is a plauge of darkness?
..is sometimes a fluffy bunny? But usually a toaster?
..is like Lisa Simpson? But also like Brainy Smurf?
..is an Apple Pie who is going to be murdered?
..is an Egyptian stalker?
..tastes like tea? But somtimes like nuclear waste?
..is an origami hat? But sometimes a baseball cap?
..is a Computer-Geeky Druid with X-Ray vision?

Is there even an answer to this riddle?! I hear you ask… And the answer is YES! It’s ME!
I’ve been doing looooooaaaaads of quizzes lately.. They’re all posted on http://paranoia.tie-dye.co.uk/ if you’re interested in doing them for yourself – if you do one, tell me what you got! (Get good luck at the same time! ;o)).. I’m bored so I thought I’d share that with you all *big dopey grin*